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You Know Your a Wrestling Dad When...............

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You Know Your a Wrestling Dad When...............

Lets hear it.

When you scheduled your wedding around wrestling tournaments

You Know Your a Wrestling Dad When...............

Lets hear it.

When you buy a new home so you can build a wrestling room.

When you agree to coach a middle school wrestling team despite wrestling not wrestling since 6th grade so your kid (and others) have a team to wrestle for.

When you go on a school field trip with your son and ask all the boys how much they weigh. Then handout 

business cards with all our club's contact info.

Dutch is winning do far

Dutch is winning do far

Yep. And I have the pics and texts to prove it. Had that wrestling room in mind the whole time so he can build champions. Go CamelCats!

When your wife spends weeks preparing food for the state hospitality room after hosting district and region.

Oh wait, that was "your wife is going to kill you in your sleep when ..."

You've kept your high school wrestling singlet for 23 years through 9 moves with the military (including overseas to Okinawa) in a pathetic and desperate hope your son may one day wear it in an offseason tournament some day!!

You've kept your high school wrestling singlet for 23 years through 9 moves with the military (including overseas to Okinawa) in a pathetic and desperate hope your son may one day wear it in an offseason tournament some day!!

Nice!

When you plan your work schedule around youth and middle school practices. Take your vacation time to go to out of state tournaments and camps. AND SPEND YOUR OFF SEASON IN A WRESTLING ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF CAMELCATS BEING HARASSED FOR BEING A RAIDER!!! :) ( thanks Dutch, Roth and Ranger)!!

when you wake your kid up at midnight for a skin check

When the first thing you say to kid your kid every morning is

Did you check your weight?

When your 2 year old starts stripping down everytime she walks by the scale because she sees her big brother do it.

when your daughter's swim meets seem short.


when you make your kid "clear the arm" when he stands up out of bed.

When you secretively hope his team misses the playoffs (football) so that he can get on the mat early.

This one for a wrestling friend of mine,

 

"when your football team is playing in the regional championship game and you look to find your 2 little ones who are supposed to be right beside you on the sidelines, only to find them on the other end of the field wrestling around with each other and all you can do is yell (Half Half Half)"

When you take a loss harder than your son

When you take a loss harder than your son

When you've spent time underneath some dirty bleachers after a tough loss trying to convince your son to come out because he still has more matches. 

When you wake up the following Saturday after the state tourney with that lost feeling, not knowing what you used to do on Saturdays.

When you've spent time underneath some dirty bleachers after a tough loss trying to convince your son to come out because he still has more matches.

been there done that.

been there done that.

We now call them the "underneath the bleacher creatures"

When you go to your kids school during lunch time to recruit some of the bigger kids that aren't doing nothing in the winter months to come out for the wrestling team.

 

Or when your watching Sunday football and instead of saying "did you see that great tackel" or say stuff like " did you see that double leg, or did you see that cut back takedown"

When you see a bigger kid messing with your kid and all you do is grin!!

When you are a middle school coach, your wife is treasure of the high school  boosters, Your older tiwns wrestle for high school, and your younger twins wrestle for middle school.

When your kids refer to you as "wrestlebooking" rather than Facebooking!

When you go to your kids school during lunch time to recruit some of the bigger kids that aren't doing nothing in the winter months to come out for the wrestling team.

 

Or when your watching Sunday football and instead of saying "did you see that great tackel" or say stuff like " did you see that double leg, or did you see that cut back takedown"

Or despite being a football coach too, you watch Big Ten wrestling instead of the NFL

When your wife refers to her self as a " wrestling widow" from Oct to May.

PS. Great question!

You worry a lot about headgear and mouthpieces.

When your wife refers to her self as a " wrestling widow" from Oct to May.

PS. Great question!

I thought I was the only one. That's a good one!!!

when you leave your best friends wedding right after the ceremony to retrieve your boy from JJ camp at CC

when you buy your son a digital scale as a christmas present.

and

you raise the basketball rim in the backyard 6 inches so he misses all the time.

when you buy your son a digital scale as a christmas present.

and

you raise the basketball rim in the backyard 6 inches so he misses all the time.

Ding ding ding!! This is my favorite!!

When Saturday wrestling is cancelled due to inclement weather and you don't know what to do.  So you get out all the video tapes and watch all of the seasons and last seasons matches.

When the first clothes you buy for your newborn son is a 12 mo. singlet

when you refuse to remove the scale,folding chairs,first aid bag and cooler from your auto. 

When you frequent these forums more than any other website and have it pinned to your taskbar for easy access.

When you buy a 4 bedroom house just so you can turn two of the bedrooms into a weight room and a wrestling room.

When you know more about rashes than your doctor. Or when you hear the word cauliflower and you think about your sons ear not the vegetable.

When everyone around you thinks you've lost your mind as you twist, turn and contort your body on one side of the gym as your son wrestles on the other side, because you've been banned from mat side by your son.

When your daughter complains, "Daddy, he keeps popping the heads off my Barbies because he says Ken is practicing front headlocks!"

When on any day asked during wrestling season you know your childs weight to the ounce.

when you know that a pair of socks weigh .2 oz

When you know that buzzing your sons head does not amount to even half an ounce.

When your kids go trick or treating and their candy disappears.

when you know that a pair of socks weigh .2 oz

So true!

When your wife complains that all you wear is wrestling t-shirts.

All of the above...

Post of the year. Makes me laugh to know that it's not just me.

When your kid comes home from school and the first thing you ask him is, "What did you eat today at lunch?"

When you have 4 boys that are state placers!

When you have 4 boys that are state placers!

When you make your twin Girls wrestle because they have to be there anyway.

When you make your twin Girls wrestle because you have to be there anyway.

When your son asks how many days his cousin's school has missed because of snow and your daughter asks how many days of wrestling they have missed.

when you are lining up off season open mats and tournaments the day after state.

When your wife complains that all you wear is wrestling t-shirts.

Mr. Smith, this is Kent Darbro, Kaden's dad... I wanted to get your contact information this weekend but forgot in the excitement of the moment at the end of the day. I would love to connect our boys for some training sessions this spring and summer... I enjoyed watching them compete this weekend at state but what was even cooler was watching them talk and laugh with each other while waiting for their medals. I think wrestling is the only sport where two kids can go out on the mat and try and kick each other's ass and still respect each other after the competition. Anyway feel free to email me at [email protected]. We have family in Northern KY and would love to meet up for some training sessions this spring and summer... Congrats to Mason again, he wrestled like a beast this weekend but more importantly... He carried himself like a Champion!

Thanks for the kind words. You son is a great kid and you have to be a proud father. I agree that when the whistle blows a switch should go off. However after the match there is no reason the kids shouldn't be friends.

Thanks again and congratulations to your son on his state placement. That's not an easy thing to do.

I will send you an email with my contact information.

When you run red lights because your thinking about wrestling.

When Mom gets ringworm. <------- TRUE

3 years ago our family dog got ring worm.

You get a 2nd place state Team trophy on your anniversary !! Best gift ever!

When your wife moves out cause your gone so much wrestling and the first thing that pops in your head is I can make that extra room a work out room now

when its is 65 degrees and sunny in Feb. and you spend 24 hrs out of 48 at two different wrestling tournaments and your kid is not even wrestling.

I Bet Sandy feels the EXACT same way Braves Coach!! LOL!! Great to see you guys having the success you deserve!

When you call the school after lunch and ask the nurse to weigh your son

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