You Know You're a Wrestler When....

Cauliflower isn't a vegetable.

You can't wait for Christmas...because you'll get 2 pounds.

Shoving cotton in your nose seems normal.

You wonder how much hair weighs.

The coach asks you to do 50 pushups and you think "that's it?"

You see someone bend over and you imagine how easy it would be to put them in a cradle.

You won't even take a nap on your back.

You won't lock your hands when hugging your boyfriend or girlfriend

Your coach tells you "cut him" and a knife doesn't cross your mind.

You see someone lying on their back and you feel the urge to slap the ground beside them.

Gyms look weird without mats on the floor.

You'll know exactly how much weight you will lose when you take off your shoes.

You have a black eye but don't remember how it might have happened.

Asics, Cliff keen, and Brute are more familiar to you than nike or reebok.

You tape your shoe laces before the Prom.

You have to go to the bathroom before weigh-ins, and the rest of the team high-fives you because of it.

Everytime you go to shake hands with someone, you have to fight off the urge to arm drag them.

When you put clothes ON before bed instead of taking them OFF.

haha i like this.

When your parents can't find any trash bags because you've been wearing them to school everyday.

When your Friday night date is with a thread mill.

When you seemed to always have some extra cash because you never eat lunch anymore.

Whenever you introduce yourself you always include your weigh class.

i find these to be very true

hahaha  these are great

This is so true.

These are true and funny

Just so you know, some of these sticks with you for a long time.  It doesn't matter how much you distance yourself from the sport.  I had to chuckle at the cradle comment.  I've put my girlfriend, and even my dog in a cradle just because. 

When Someone says switch and you do a roll on the gorund,

When someone shakes your hand and your first instinct is to take them down

haha this is tru. im lovin the you wonder how much hair weighs.

Your friend tells you that your dog is humping his leg, and you argue that he is doing a single leg and you taught it to him.

haha thats probably one of the funniest one

When convince your girlfriend that the depletion of your sperm cells will help you make weight.

When your parents can't find any trash bags because you've been wearing them to school everyday.

When your Friday night date is with a thread mill.

When you seemed to always have some extra cash because you never eat lunch anymore.

Whenever you introduce yourself you always include your weigh class.

Thank goodness that the first 3 out of 4 are no longer prerequisites for wrestling.  Except maybe the tread mill, but hopefully not every Friday.

this is very funny. my mom read this and thought that wrestlers are crazy...

When your parents can't find any trash bags because you've been wearing them to school everyday.

When your Friday night date is with a thread mill.

When you seemed to always have some extra cash because you never eat lunch anymore.

Whenever you introduce yourself you always include your weigh class.

When convince your girlfriend that the depletion of your sperm cells will help you make weight.

:lol: thats so freakin funny

These are great......most if not all are true

when you beat everyone in fitness tests in P.E. and they ask you if you do Ninja Warrior