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Best worst excuse

Topic ID: 6347 | 48 Posts

What is the best worst excuse you have ever heard on losing a match???

My zinc levels were low because I didn't want to take my pills because of weigh-ins.

"I'm not a morning person" after a loss on Saturday morning at the state tournament.

It was an exhibition match.

The ref sucked.

He was choking me...

He was choking me...

I was about to say that one too...... :|

He was choking me...

I heard that one in the state finals.

"I'm not a morning person" after a loss on Saturday morning at the state tournament.

why am i not surprised that was steven willbanks aha

i just didnt want to win

im really tired from cutting weight :evil:

if a dude wrestles a girl "i just laid down for her i didnt want to hurt her."

I actually heard a heavy say; "coach his boob was suffocating me and I had to pin myself."  I still laugh at that one.

I hate wrestling.

I had to go to the bathroom

He was grabbing my nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate this tourny and i dont wanna weigh-in tomorrow... oh wait that was my excuse i never told my coach at WCI in 96 lol

I had to take a S**T :roll:

a guy on our team said he couldnt hold on to the guy cause he was caked with lotion

He was so bigggggg. He scared me.

I had to get pinned quick... i was conserving my energy for my next match.

a guy on our team said he couldnt hold on to the guy cause he was caked with lotion

I wrestled a guy like that in practice once and it sucked haha, I couldnt get any wrist control

This wasn't for losing a match but an excuse for why he missed practice. " It was my grandma's cat's birthday"

I had a kid miss practice, and tell me he didn't know he was going out of town.  I said, "When you got to Nashville, did you know you were going out of town?"  And he just looked at me.  So I said, "At what point did you realize you were going out of town and would not be coming to practice?"  He still just looked at me...

There was no way I could win, the moon was in the wrong Phase.

I had a kid miss practice because he tripped over his dog and hurt himself.

I didn't want to go into overtime because i was tired.

He's Black, not kedding I'v heard it.

I had a kid miss practice because he tripped over his dog and hurt himself.

the #1 ranked 215 last yr in TN. got bite in the ankle by a dog, and was out for the season.

Who was it a year or two ago at state that slipped on the ice walking into arena and couldn't wrestle? :-o I think he was ranked high or was about to wrestle for a place (he was a big guy).

Yeah it was Ohio Countys Hvyweight . Senior yr . How bad does that suck?

he was so strong or fast

Yeah it was Ohio Countys Hvyweight . Senior yr . How bad does that suck?

Not as bad as having two wrestlers on a team and both are ranked #1 in state and then they dont make weight for regionals.

Not as bad as having two wrestlers on a team and both are ranked #1 in state and then they dont make weight for regionals.

How about this one.... My Freshmen yr.. we had a returning state finalist on the team I wrestled for.... He went into regionals undefeated... went to state... missed weight .1

Yeah it was Ohio Countys Hvyweight . Senior yr . How bad does that suck?

Was 07, took first at region/ranked#2. He waking to 1st weigh in (broke leg) didn't get to wrestle at all.

285

Wood Co  Matt Byrd  12

Ohio Co  Adam Burdin  12

Old Co  Josh Young  12

Scott  Adam Patterson  12

Cam Co  Billy Fuller  11

How about this one.... My Freshmen yr.. we had a returning state finalist on the team I wrestled for.... He went into regionals undefeated... went to state... missed weight .1

Lol the many unfortunate things that can happen.

Was 07, took first at region/ranked#2. He waking to 1st weigh in (broke leg) didn't get to wrestle at all.

285

Wood Co  Matt Byrd  12

Ohio Co  Adam Burdin  12

Old Co  Josh Young  12

Scott  Adam Patterson  12

Cam Co  Billy Fuller  11

yea my team was walkin right behind him when it happened it was bad

I had to forfeit the finals i have to go dance.

http://www.kentuckywrestling.com/smf/index.php?topic=7455.135

I thought it was going to snow, but it didnt'.

The school districts told the teams that they were not allowed to travel. They apparently are afraid of wrecks on the road, with many minors involved, that may cause injuries.

:-o :-o :-o

Best:  "Coach, he was a Woodford boy"

i had money riding on that match

state duals cancelled, because of snow. :wink:

We had one of our senior captains lose a real close match. afterwards he wasn't even mad, he just sits down and says "man, my lactic acid build up was really high in that match."  :-D he still gets nagged for it

I had a kid miss practice because he tripped over his dog and hurt himself.

i know someone who tripped getting onto the bus for the tournament and hurt his knee so bad he couldnt wrestle that day,

and the best excuse for losing is "but i havent eaten anything for 2 days coach :cry:"

"man, im hungry"

"man, im hungry"

FCHS- I  love the one we get most of the time.... Coach I am tired of cutting weight.. Can I eat?? I swear I havent ate for 2 days...

FCHS- I  love the one we get most of the time.... Coach I am tired of cutting weight.. Can I eat?? I swear I havent ate for 2 days...

"Coach I eat rice 24/7 is that ok?"

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